Lousy--Till You
Need One
Well Mr. Citizen, I guess you have me figured out. I seem to fit
neatly into the category you place me in. I'm stereotyped,
characterized, classified, grouped, and ALWAYS typical. I'm the
"lousy cop."
Unfortunately, the reverse is not true. I can never figure you
out.
From birth you teach your children that I am a person to beware
of...and then you are actually shocked when they identify me with
my traditional enemy, the criminal.
You accuse me of coddling juveniles, until I catch your kid doing
something wrong.
You may take an hour for lunch, and several coffee breaks each
day, but point me out as a loafer if you see me having just one
cup.
You pride yourself on your polished manners, but think nothing of
interrupting my meals at noon with your troubles.
You raise hell about th eguy who cuts you off in traffic, but let
me catch you doing the same thing and I am picking on you.
You know all the traffic laws, but never got one single ticket
you deserved.
You shout "Foul!" if you observe me driving fast
enroute to an emergency call, but literally raise hell if I take
more than ten seconds responding to YOUR call!
You call it "part of my job" if somebody strikes me,
but it's "police brutality" if I strike back.
You wouldn't think of telling your dentist how to pull a badly
decayed tooth, or your doctor how to take out your appendix, but
you are ALWAYS willing to give me pointers on law enforcement.
You talk to me in a manner and use language that would assure a
bloody nose from anyone else, but you expect me to stand there
and take it without batting an eye.
You cry, "Something HAS to be done about all the
crime!" but you can't be bothered with getting involved.
You' ve got no use for me at all, but, of course, it's OK if I
change a tire for your wife, or deliver your baby in the back
seat of my patrol car on the way to the hospital, or save your
son's life with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, or work many hours
overtime to find your lost daughter.
So, Dear Citizen, you stand there on your soapbox and rant and
rave about the way I do my job, calling me every name in the
book, but never stop a minute to think that your property, your
family, or maybe your life might depend on on thing--ME, or one
of my buddies.
Yes, ME, the lousy cop!
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